PHOTO: Only True Ladies Follow This Rules

This is how couples should live.. You differ?

See: What they did to a graduating student of UNIBEN today

Biko, when did these kinds of celebration start...

Photo: Tuface and Annie Idibia back then

Truly, these two have come a long way...

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PHOTOS: If you know this guys, you are old

Gone are the days we read about agbo, simbi, and ali

Jokes: 12 Types Of Slap

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TYPES OF SLAPS

1. TAKE AWAY SLAP: When someone gives you a dirty slap and all you can do is hold your
face and walk away.

2. RESOUNDING SLAP: This is after you are hit, you keep on hearing some funny sounds in
your brain like"wiiiiiiiiiii"! And voices in your head will start singing Christmas Carol.

3. FORMATTING SLAP: This is the slap that makes someone forget instantly what he or she
was doing. You find yourself asking questions like,"What did I do?"

4. EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone gives you this kind of slap, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person on your own accord e.g. Bros! Are you watching? I didn't do anything o!

5. FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When you receive this kind of slap, all you will do is just stand right
where you are and watch the person walk away with your mouth opened widely.

6. RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment you download this slap, you start asking questions that don't need reply. Like,"John,YOU SLAPPED ME?!"

7. SWEET SLAP: This is the type of slap a boy/girl gives you sweetly on your cheek and hether it's painful or not, you start blushing.

8. MATHEMATICAL SLAP: This simply has to do with the physical reconstruction of your face
when given to you; the length of your face will be raised to power two, your eye socket will calculate its circumference.

9. CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM SLAP: When you receive this slap (it proves effective when it's
given to you all of a sudden),you will be able to combine and speak all sort of languages same time like Spanish,Greek, Arabic, Hindu, etc

10. COLOUR RIOT AND BIRDING SLAP: You will start seeing different colours and your head will turn to a nest whilst the birds will be flying all around you.

11. RETURN LEG/RECIPROCAL SLAP: It's the type of slap when someone slaps you and you return
the slap immediately...

12. MILITARY/BOKO HARAM SLAP: Once this slap lands on your face, you will start urinating on
your clothe.

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MUSIC: Jahdiel - Jara [FREE DOWNLOAD]

Here comes brand new music from the 'Heritage’ crooner Jahdiel titled “Jara” coined from Matthew 6:33. With a melodious and catchy hook, she sings “Seek Ye First The
Kingdom of God and his righteousness, the rest na jara”. We have a feeling you’re going to love this. It’s available for FREE download.

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“The spiritual is ruled by the physical. You are more than a conqueror in every situation.” – Jahdiel

Twitter: @JahdielOfficial

MUSIC: Kefee - Be Strong

Kefee lives on! Even in death, the Chorus Leader’s voice of hope still rings loud. Here is her first official posthumous single `Be Strong’ from the stables of her label – Branama Afrique. It’s a Soft-Soul tune that dwells on the bible passage, “Weeping may endure for the night time but joy comes in the morning.”

Speaking on the song, Kefee’s husband, Teddy Don-Momoh, revealed that Kefee also has many more songs and videos which would be released as time goes on.

“My wife worked really hard on her music while she lived and left a large number of unreleased songs and videos. I have been struggling with myself on how and when best to release then but I haven’t come up with any strategy yet.

But `Stay Strong’ is a song she intended releasing after recording it in Los Angeles and it’s good we keep to her wishes. It’s a message to her fans to `Be Strong’.

“We would try to release as much of these as possible so that her fans can always listen to her songs and watch her videos. She wouldn’t have wished it any other way,’’ Teddy said.

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Also, check out new music by Kefee titled “Best Thing” HERE

Music: Agboola Shadare - Big (ft Sammie Okposo)

US based gospel jazz artiste Agboola Shadare alongside Sammie Okposo presents “BIG”; a jazz medley of some of your praise and worship songs. Produced by Bantey.

"I find the greatest moment of peace in my music. Sometimes, life may not be what it should be. We all go through stuff. However, the joy of the Lord is the source of strength. When I don’t know what to do, I pick my guitar and praise the Most High. I then find peace." – Agboola Shadare

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Music: Tim Godfrey - Amen

Amen is a prophetic dance song that declares greatness into our life even as we sail through the year. The song was produced by the young and talented producer SMJ, a discovery of Tim Godfrey and also the in house producer for ROX (Republic of Xtreme). Amen is the leading single for the Press Play album.

Oya Press Play!

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Photo Of The Day: See President Jonathan Back Then In Secondary School

Our Beloved President, handsome from birth "Only you waka come"

Wow! Lara George wins female artiste of the year 2014

Congrats to the Female Artist Of The Year. "Lara George". She posted it on her Facebook page

Photo Of The Day: IG Of Police Conducting Traffic In Abuja Yesterday

Inspector General of Police, MD Abubakar fully dressed in Traffic Police uniform, controlling traffic at the popular Ministry of Finance Junction in Central Abuja yesterday July 20th.

12 Things You Only Find In Nigeria

While the exchange of cultures around the world has significantly reduced the peculiarity of a lot of things, here are 12 things in Nigeria we don’t think you would easily find elsewhere;

This sachet water (pure water) named 'Salary’ for reasons best known to the makers:

These delicious roasted treats popularly called (boli). You just have to try these:

This cyclist and his well stacked
“passengers”:

These palatable meals that don’t need adverts to sell:

This hair salon bill board with the President of the United States of America giving a former President of Nigeria a good trimming:

These very distinct tribal marks:

Beautiful ankara prints made into cute cultural outfits for the gorgeous Nigerian ladies:

These ‘kuli-kuli’ treats made out of peanuts:

This really nice guy who thought it fit to heat up the beach before going for a swim:

These foul-proof inventions that ensure no one plays any hanky-panky with your food (very handy):

This guy who has a much better way of preparing chicken soup than the rest of us:

This yummy breakfast combo (akara and pap):

Happy 80th Birthday To Professor Wole Soyinka

From a boy, to a man, to a phenomenon.

Happy 80th birthday to playwright, poet and the first African to win the Nobel Prize in Literature, Professor Wole Soyinka. What a man. What a legend. Wishing him many more great years ahead!

Pyrates Confraternity Celeberates Wole Soyinka At 80th Birthday (Photo news)

The National Association Of Seadogs A.k.a (Pyrates Confraternity) yesterday rolled out
drums, to celebrate one of their own, the erudite Nobel Laureate, Professor Wole Soyinka. Among
the dignitaries in attendance were, Rev. Mathew Kukah, Former Nigerian President, Yakubu Gowon, Ogun State Governor, Ibikunle Amosun, Co Founder of Transparency International, Mrs. Oby Ezekwesili.

NEW MUSIC: Kefee - Best Thing | Kefee Lives On

Kefee may have passed on in flesh, but her music lives on. On this song titled “Best Thing”, she expresses her dear love for God who she describes as The Best Thing that has
ever happened to her.

So many words in the heart of this true chorus leader but only a few shared with us.

This is a must-listen. “Best Thing” is a wonderful piece of the true expression of a grateful hearted child of God.
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Kefee’s body was finally laid to rest on Friday, June 11, 2014 in Sapele, Delta state. May her gentle soul rest in peace.

Kefee Laid To Rest In Her Hometown (Pictures)

So sad, Branama queen was buried this afternoon at her hometown in Okpara Inland in Delta state. Her remains was paraded round Sapele
were she grew up amidst fans and sympatizers.

Rev. Chris Okotie Celeberates 56th Birthday (See Photos)

Rev. Chris Okotie of the Household of God’s church added a year on the 16th of June and it was celebrated in a big way.

The man of God who turned 56 was celebrated by his congregation who partied with him during a church service.

Rev Chris also received numerous gifts from his faithfuls. One of such gifts include a gold plated customized iPhone.

Photos from the event recently surfaced
online.

Check out more photos from the birthday
celebration:

Kefee For Burial Tomorrow

The remains of gospel singer, Kefee, who passed
away on June 13th 2014 after having been in a
coma for Fifteen days in the United States of
America would be laid to rest today, July 11th, at her hometown in Akpevweoghene Educational Centre , Okpara Inland, Ethiope East, Delta state.

The burial ceremony started in earnest yesterday,
with a candlelight service of songs at Oba
Akenzua Cultural Center, Benin City, Edo state.

The home service and interment is billed to
tomorrow at Okpara Inland followed by another
event in the evening to celebrate Keefe’s life at
the Events Galleria, Sapele, Delta State.